The Little Book of Church Signs

Need a New Look? Get a Faith Lift!

You're sitting in traffic again and the cars are creeping forward at a snail's pace, so you take the opportunity to survey your surroundings. You can't help but laugh, because right there in front of you is a sign with the perfect motto for times like these: "God, grant me patience, but hurry!" And now, with The Little Book of Church Signs, (Andrews McMeel Publishing, $5.99), you can take these witty and insightful sayings with you as inspiration to go!

With more than a hundred messages collected from actual church sign-boards all across the country, The Little Book of Church Signs reflects the humorous — "God loves us the way we are, but too much to let us stay that way!" as well as the serious — "Help is just a prayer away," and always offers a healthy dose of inspiration — "Life is a puzzle. Look here for the missing peace." Each short saying is framed in a delightful design for a quick and uplifting read.

Wisdom from the Wayside

• Where will you be spending eternity — smoking or nonsmoking?
• Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer! — God
• God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
• The platypus proves that God has a sense of humor.
• Our congregation is like fudge. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

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Contact: Kathy Hilliard, (800) 851-8923, ext. 6741, khilliard@amuniversal.com

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The Little Book of Church Signs

ISBN: 978-0-7407-7237-5
Format: Paperback, 3 3/8 x 3 ¾, 144 pages
Price: $5.99 ($6.99 Canada)