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Curses and Blessings for All Occasions
by Bradley Trevor Greive
$9.99
Format: Hardcover - Nonjacketed
Dimensions: 5.4 x 5.5
ISBN: 9781449414849
Publication Date: 7/31/2012
Pages: 72

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May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.

Blessings include:

* May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.

* May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.

* May your corpse be museum worthy.

Curses include:

* May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.

* May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.

* May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.

Author Bio

Since the debut of his international best-seller The Blue Day Book, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have sold more than 20 million copies in 115 countries. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the army to pursue more creative misadventures. Between qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian space program and writing books, he lives in a tiny Tasmanian hamlet.

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